Parent the Antichrist or another version of it, in Shared Custody. Though your charge is “the spawn of the fallen one,” caring for it is just like looking after every other kid, as they’re distractable, tricky, and downright demonic, but well, everything might work out in the end. “ Sprog” which is the little tyke’s name, needs the player to “Escort him through the hazards of this world to the unholy gates” to presumably Satan, or whoever else’s the ruler of hell as per the “temporary legal guardians” employment signed by playing the game in the Trailer. You can find Shared Custody on Steam, where it’ll eventually land through creators EAT PANT.
For something so demonic, Sprog is downright adorable, with big eyes, tiny horns and tiny fangs, it is the epitome of cuteness. What’s not cute is the sometimes insane areas, the players have to adventure to bring Sprog home, but the game’s designed as a multiplayer, allowing the burden of Parenthood to be shared. Walk through rivers of blood, voyeuristic satanists and mountainous regions. Feed the kiddo and do all sorts of things as your friends take care of Sprog. Such as, take a bottle of whisky and use it to take out one of your friends, while Sprogs is distracted. Sprog is quite easy going, he can still cry, so be wary of his waterworks, other than that, he seems to be a pretty chill character and even rolling in the dirt doesn’t faze him. Be an ‘alchemist’ and cook demonic food, taste frogs and poison yourself and even chain a justifiably upset Smog in a cage. Players can rock out with guitars, carry their friends’ dead bodies or not, and do a “BLOOD SACRIFICE” for Smog. The sacrifice seems to summon a giant demon arm, then Sprog takes a page out of his demonic fathers playbook and descends to the thunderous skies, promising darkness for the party.